#FreeTwin
Hello, lads! And welcome back to my series: What to do with your foily couple playsets of still banned promising cards!
+ But, Yela, this is your first post, why do you welcome us BACK?
Don't worry! This guide is written specifically for you, guys, and I know that you, as me, have a feeling that tells you what card is getting unbanned the next Month. So as I expect you to come back sooner or later, let me welcome you EVERY time you visit us.
+ God, you are a Gentleman.
And I know, that's why I bring you some ideas so maybe you can still get some profit out of your 12-of Dig throught time, Splinter Twin, Mental Misstep...
Note: if you seriously think they will ever unban Mental Misstep in Modern, maybe MTG is too much of a Game for you.
So, pick up your cards and let's move to action!
Maybe your recently acquired cards might never be STAPLES, but they will always be STABLE. You can always use them to put glasses on them in case you pour some water over the table. I guarantee you they're stable enough to handle them. It doesn't really matter -They'll never be worth more than a Penny anyway- wet or not.
So maybe it's hot over there!
God! I can't believe how lucky you are, dude. You got not one, but 4+ copies of the sameuseless shiny card to wave some air over your head! -Use them like a fan, it's always fun!-
+ Hey, but here's colder than in the dark depths...
WoW! Ever thought about burning them in fire? This would make them no longer useful... But still, what's the difference? It's always better to have a great temperature at home/work/FNM. -Remember to call your friends if you set a campfire, as that grants your Party a massive Buff of +4 Spirit...-
But, seriously. I really, REALLY encourage you to always keep at least a copy of one of those cards.
+ Nice! That means there's still room for hope.
The next time you are alone at home, and you've just pooped and have nothing to clean your as* with, you'll thank me for this precious advice.
So, that's all, folks! See you a minute after the next Wizard's "No changes in all formats" Announcement is made public!
Yela.-
+ But, Yela, this is your first post, why do you welcome us BACK?
Don't worry! This guide is written specifically for you, guys, and I know that you, as me, have a feeling that tells you what card is getting unbanned the next Month. So as I expect you to come back sooner or later, let me welcome you EVERY time you visit us.
+ God, you are a Gentleman.
And I know, that's why I bring you some ideas so maybe you can still get some profit out of your 12-of Dig throught time, Splinter Twin, Mental Misstep...
Note: if you seriously think they will ever unban Mental Misstep in Modern, maybe MTG is too much of a Game for you.
So, pick up your cards and let's move to action!
Maybe your recently acquired cards might never be STAPLES, but they will always be STABLE. You can always use them to put glasses on them in case you pour some water over the table. I guarantee you they're stable enough to handle them. It doesn't really matter -They'll never be worth more than a Penny anyway- wet or not.
So maybe it's hot over there!
God! I can't believe how lucky you are, dude. You got not one, but 4+ copies of the same
+ Hey, but here's colder than in the dark depths...
WoW! Ever thought about burning them in fire? This would make them no longer useful... But still, what's the difference? It's always better to have a great temperature at home/work/FNM. -Remember to call your friends if you set a campfire, as that grants your Party a massive Buff of +4 Spirit...-
But, seriously. I really, REALLY encourage you to always keep at least a copy of one of those cards.
+ Nice! That means there's still room for hope.
The next time you are alone at home, and you've just pooped and have nothing to clean your as* with, you'll thank me for this precious advice.
So, that's all, folks! See you a minute after the next Wizard's "No changes in all formats" Announcement is made public!
Yela.-
Worst post ever.
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